Welcome to the Kyle-X-Cartman-Club! My name is Rachel, I am one of the two owners/maintainers of this club, even though I'm not too good at it. X3
And Jams says stuff too. 8D

Firstly, maintain the notion that this is a SOUTH PARK SLASH oriented club, meaning... yes, it involves two foul-mouthed boys in a relationship. If you seem to have a problem with that, do yourself and us a huge favor and make friends with your back button right now, kthnx.

Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way, I shall direct you to our Club Rules, Club Purpose and, uh... CLUB VOWS. Yeah! Woo! Okay, that's enough of that.

And thank you to ~Luffy-kun for the super cool icon! Feel free to make things for the club, guys! We'll love you forever!

Rules
1. Okay, first, don't be a dumbass and flame us, or any of our artists. We'll just use you for satire. And will laugh at your idiocy. That and we might come after you and leave messages right back at you, thereby making an Idiot Fest '06 or something.
2. You don't have to submit anything! That's the beauty of the club! While we would enjoy the occasional submission, you honestly don't have to do much. Once a member, always a member!
3. If you are in the club, watch us. It just makes sense.
4. Direct other Kyle/Cartman lovers here. New members are always fun, possibly with sex involved. But don't advertise, that's just annoying.
5. Have fun! O: I can't really think of anything else.

Submissions
Update: Please see our Submissions Policy before sending a submission in!
First, I don't think this is a club that will be faving things often. Let's face it, Jams and I are lazy. So, instead, I've instituted this crazy thing called SUBMISSIONS. Yeah, that's right... you're our bitch now! Just kidding. You can submit anything as long as it is Kyle/Cartman themed. (That's a given and if you didn't know that before, I am sad for you.) To submit, simply upload your creation to your dA and then send us (us being myself or Jams, or even the club) a note and we'll do the rest from there.

Purpose
To celebrate the togetherness of Kyle/Cartman lovers everywhere. Teehee. :3

Vows
This is an optional step in the club process. Simply raise your right hand, and...
"I, (your name here), solemnly swear to love Kyle/Cartman to its fullest extent, and I also promise to be kind to other members and to affiliates, even if I disagree with their views, purple monkey dishwasher, and I will always remember that Kyle/Cartman is a beautiful pairing and is far more superior than a bowl of pudding." If you caught the Simpsons reference in there, which isn't hard since it's just randomly tossed in there, you are special.

Joining
Send a note to Jams or myself or to the club and we will add you to the members list. :3

Contests
Since no one entered the ID contest, our ID is by Luffy-Kun! () Thanks, dear! :3

People involved
Owners/Maintainers
- Rachel
- Jams

Almighty guru of Kyle/Cartman wisdom


Members


Affiliates


Stuff we need
- ID (see Contests)
- A preview image for prose
- SUBMISSIONS
- MEMBERS
If you want to make any of those, go ahead. 8D

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